Teabaggers & Granola Crunchers, USA political & social terminology

A reader, outside the USA asks if Teabaggers & Granola Crunchers are the same people. No. They aren't .
Granola Crunchers are dead opposite the Teabaggers ( or Tea Party as they prefer). Granola Crunchers are the Tree Huggers, the PETA people, the folks who all say, "Lets move to California and give everybody a great big Hug!!" They don't carry guns, they carry petitions. Lists of grievances, and a hankie. Tofu, soy, granola, white Zinfandel, and natural yogurt. Pasty white complexions with zits, acne and lousy hair. Sandals and those Tibetan knit hats with the long stringy ear covers: they drive Volvos or Saabs. Usually rusted out pieces of crap belching smoke and missing on one cylinder with a bumper sticker that says something like "The Goddess is Displeased." Reference to God in the Feminine, or at the very least, Bi. Democrats, liberal, Marxists, desperate for the Socialist Revival, impotent to do anything about it or bring it about. They work as social workers or at the University. Usually never making it past Assoc. Prof. They usually can't deal with the raw aggression of the man/woman who wants full Professorship and full tenure and the best parking space. They just figure he/she is misunderstood. They figure most folks are misunderstood at best or have been deprived or something and deserve "some room." They don't think the Teabaggers are misunderstood or deprived. They think the Teabaggers are assholes. They're right.
Teabaggers* are usually old white guys carrying guns, facial hair, scowls and really bad attitudes. Low IQ** Heavily armed. Pissed. Hate government, except for the branches that are taking care of them, VA, Medicare, Medicaid, Farm subsidy programs, Subsidy programs of any kind, that They get. They want government abolished, except for the branches that are taking care of them, VA, Medicare, Medicaid, Farm subsidy programs, Subsidy programs of any kind. They drive 4WD trucks or Big Cars, rusted out pieces of shit, missing on one cylinder, belching smoke or brand new Dodge pickups, 4WD with diesels. Turbocharged. BIG tires. They drink beer, eat raw meat and cheeseburgers with fries and lots and lots of ketchup. No salads. Salads are for pussies. GOD, GUTS & GUNS. And God is a GUY. Period. If God wanted God to be a girl He'd give Jesus tits. For Jeesus sake, it's obvious. And God is a Christian. Red, White & Blue. And an American Citizen. A Yank, btw, not a Kanuck or Mex or any of those other su-types who think they live in the Americas. *Teabaggers comes from the Boston Tea Party held in pre-revolution times. Evolved in the Tea Party when the Teabaggers figured out the sexual connotation of the term (not going into that here, see "Sex and the City," episode with Samantha for further explanation) **Lots of people ask, "Is Sarah really that stupid?" Sarah isn't stupid. She may not be educated or informed, but, she isn't stupid. Sister*** Sarah is a hustler, a grifter with a whole passel of these Teabaggers lining up to giver her money for this, that, and whatever. She's making a fortune. Gotta hand it to her for that. ***Deified in some circles, not canonized yet. Teabaggers think the Granola Crunchers are wishy washy pussy assholes. They're right.